IT guy: Helpdesk, Bob speaking. How can I help you?
Me: My printer isn't working. I just replaced the cartridge, but the menu is still distorted, the orange light is on, and it won't print.
IT guy: Well, what seems to be the problem?
Me: I do not know. It won't print. I have no idea why.
IT guy: Well, the menu is distorted? Like, smudgy?
Me: The font is different. It looks like some sort of default font. I don't know. I know nothing.
Jesus Christ! Isn't it THEIR job to figure out what's wrong? All I know is that my goddamn printer won't print!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*deep cleansing breath*
This is like that time I spent twenty five minutes on the phone with that IT guy who asked me at the end of the conversation if I was a student. Um, no. Oy vey!!!
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