A letter to my stockings.

Dear L'eggs Sheer Energy Nude stockings in a size B,

I would appreciate it if you would not spontaneously get a run or snag in you like so many of your sisters and brothers before you. You see, I have to go out to dinner tonight and it is vital that I make a good impression and feel confident. This is difficult to do when I am all to well aware that a run in my stocking is slowly making it's way up (or down!) my leg. I promise that if you can hang in there and do this for me I will always be sure to put you in the "delicates" bag and on the proper cycle in the washing machine.

With hopes for a long and mutually beneficial relationship,
Jenny